Just like Cardi and Hennessy – we are madly in love with Kodak Black. Thank God he’s free from the slammer. Kodak didn’t start trending, or jump in a helicopter, like Meek Mill did after being released. Kodak is a self described ‘skreet nigga’. He may not wash his hands after he urinates, but his music is spreading like California wildfires. Fans will be disappointed to learn that Kodak Black intends to retire very soon from the music industry.
“I probably drop 1 more album or 2 then quit this shit,” he tweeted.
But that’s only if Boogie wit da Hoodie doesn’t beat his ass, and smash his bitch 1st.
Kodak’s body dysmorphia may stem from weight gain, or his recent cries of celibacy. We think it’s something far more terrifying! Kodak Black’s titties look beautiful. Has he been taking hormone pills like Bruce Jenner did to jump start his transition into Caitlyn? Peter salt is Potassium nitrate added to jail inmates’ food to prevent random erections. Is Kodak’s claims of celibacy really protecting his impotence? The Saltpeter (Soft Peter) causes impotence, and man boobs too!
